-about me--

-My name is CELINE, 81 years old now. My height is 5′5″ tall and 120 lbs.
-My birthday is on every 24 of April year of the rooster.
-Fair complexion under the zodiac sign of Taurus.
-I am Half Japanese half restaurant Correction half Filipino Half Moon with Chinese eyes.
-I was voted as the sex symbol of STATE UNIVERSITY because according to them,
-I am the only person that looks like a sex organ.
-I was already an entertainer even when I was a baby. I weighed 48 pounds when I was born
-but weighed only 3 pounds after I was circumcised.
-I was the only abortion that lived.
-I was such an ugly baby. My mother only puts the negatives of my pictures in our family album.
-I was a very thin baby because I was a breastfed baby
- I was breastfed by my father.
-According to him breast milk is still best for baby up to first year college second semester.
-And also it’s fresh and contains antibodies for protection against infection.
-The best is that it comes in a very attractive container
—(If symptoms persist insult your doctor)
-I grew up to be a girl wonder–everybody always looked at me and wondered.
-I studied at the UNIVERSITY of SOUTHEASTERN PHILIPPINES(Davao City)
-where I took up BEED-SPED.
-That explains why up to now I still am poor as ever.
-But some people say I’m very intelligent.
-Maybe it’s because I loved going to school.
-I spent two years in English plus alone.
-I was drafted by the Philippine Army (ROTC) but I got exempted because of my religion.
- I am a devout coward.
-My father is a bisexual — every time he sees sex he buys it.
-My mother is a very religious woman — she is a nun.
-My parents are in the iron and steel business. My mother irons and my father steals.
-I am married to a man who up to now believes that love is really blind.
-I also have a son, he’s only five years old and he already knows how to be ashamed of me.
-Let me share with you a meaningful facts that I believe in:
-I believe…that if you read too much about the bad effects of smoking — give up reading…
-I believe also…Eva Fonda when she cried — I saw tears running down her legs…
-I think I finish also introducing my self to you
-and may be time is enough already for you to know who I am.
-Maybe this will be enough for you to guess myself;
-from now on you can describe my self in your imagination.

-P.S.(if you want to be a good liar you must have a good memory)